Thanks for visiting my site. This is the part where I'm supposed to say I'm "an award-winning copywriter and creative director that's worked on some of the most iconic brands in the world." So there you go.

In reality, I've been lucky enough to work at some highly-respected agencies, with some very lovely people. (Some of whom will even vouch for me for a nominal fee.) 

I still love what I do, and think its amazing that we have the opportunity to move people to laughter or tears in short format. My work has been recognized by Cannes, One Show, D&AD, Art Director's Club, and Communication Arts, among others.

In addition to writing, I also love airports, Slurpees, and cartoon pigs. If you have any other questions, please feel free to get in touch.